Devious Journal Entry

What would you say if someone said this to you quiz thing:.

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2.Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Maybe.

3.Your crush has a crush on me.
I'm sad to hear that, but thank you for telling me.

4.I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math.
Wow.. You're not very attentive of those around you.

5.Hurry up would you?
Be more patient, would you?

6.You're so snobbish.
It might seem that way to you, but only because I'm scared and insecure.

7.Wanna settle this outside?
No, you won the argument.

8.You afraid of me?
Yes.

9.He/she loves me more!
Okay, I don't see why, but have a nice time.

10.You have bad grades.
Yes, that's because I'm not very good.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you...
Don't worry, it'll go away in time, and you'll find someone else who is bigger,better,stronger and faster.

11.I don't love you.
I understand you.

12.I think I love you already
I'm sure it'll wear off when you get to know me.

13.Can I copy your answers?
Yes, but I'm not sure if they are correct.

14.I think I have a crush on your friend.
Yes, that's bound to happen sooner or later, I never had any true respect for you.

15.Can I sit next to you?
Sure.

16.Would you like to dance with me?
Yes, but I'm not going to.

17.I think you have a crush on me.
Yes, you're right, I do.

18.You have a cute smile.
Why?

19.Why are you so nice to me?
Because I'd like to have sex with you.

20.What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark.
Nope

21.Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school.
Yes, I'm as proud as you.

Go to bed early.
Yeah, always..

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants.
You know that I can move out anytime I want, right?

Study hard ok?
Define hard.

When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
I believe that many things were diffrent when you were my age,
some things were better, som were worse.. When you were my age, people
still thought aspestos was harmless, and smoking was healthy.

Why can't you be more like him?
Because I'm not him, and he'd be sad to find out that
I could do a much better job of being him than he does.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
And when I do it anyway, it's because I don't care what you mean.